Monday, February 9, 2009

The Prophet Obama speaks in the state of the union speech, opps I mean press conference, here are some of the Political Shaman's predictions

The Prophet Obama will speak today in a few minutes in fact, so here are some predictions about this speech.

The Prophet will create a speech that sounds more like a campaign speech instead of the State of the Union.

The Prophet will predict that the economy will get far worse and that it is the worse since the depression.

The Prophet will predict that all of us(except his liberal buddies in politics and media) will have to suffer more, tighten the belt more, sacrifice more before the economy will get better. (Though keep in mind he himself and the politicians wont suffer at all)

Mr Obama will declare the time of change is at hand a number of times. (achieved by a cabinet full of old school lobbyists of course)

He will declare that he and only he the Prophet can save us all from ourselves.

He will declare all of his new czars that bypass the rest of the cabinet are going to help him ensure that he can fix all problems(This one is amusing because only neo marxist dictators concentrate power by circumventing the normal government procedures with cronies).

He will again say that we have to get away from the policies of the past, while saying that we went from surplus to deficit. We will not point out though that the past policies that created that surplus should be used, while instead he is opting for the FDR era marxist plans which are a proven failure.

He will find away to blame bush without blatantly saying it. Something along the lines of inheriting it, even though Nancy and Harry were actually in charge of the 2/3 of government that matters.

He will declare that the Iraq war is going as well as circumstances allow(somehow deaths under him are ok"it could have been worse" where a single death under bush was unacceptable.)

He will declare that we need to take even more money and do it now to avert the impending disaster that the democrats are hoping happens. While he wont say this, he knows that if he confiscates or borrows 2 trillion in funds and doles that out to his best liberal friends, like unions and universities, he will be assured of having a recession that lasts years, potentially keeping him in power. The longer the democrats wait from the spending package, the harder it will be for them to use it to fund their continued lifestyle and funding keeping their power.

The Prophet Obama will sprinkle the speech with constant comments about how dire everything is and how he and only he can bring the change to fix it.

Mr Obama will also set in motion the economy killing environmental plans to establish a right to pollute and then sell that right to others, all in the name of regulating CO2, which cant be regulated. He is likely to sprinkle the speech with other environmental comments with little substance but all of it guaranteed to kill the economy or delay recovery by years.

He will say nothing of substance nor how exactly he plans to spend this money and he will do his best to ensure he cant be pinned down on anything nor jeapardize his ability to continue to blame Bush for everything.

State of the Union according the the Political Shaman, painful but recoverable if the governement would get the hell out of the way, by not taking 2 trillion and regulating us to death.

State of the Union according to Obama, the world is on the verge of a great depression and the worse is yet to come, so be prepared to sacrifice in the name of the greater good at the cost of your own lifestyle(marxism anyone?)

Maybe Rahm Emmanual should let Obama know he has already won the election and then maybe we will be spared tonights campaign speech.

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